Pee Pees in the Pottay!

I was running around nekkid, my usual wardrobe these days, and decided that I would try to go pee on the potty. I've done this a few times, but only when Mommy isn't paying attention and definitely NOT when she asks me. It's a tricky maneuver; getting the stance just right, hunkering over the mini pot, holding on without tipping over. I much prefer to water the bushes outside with Daddy. Either way, don't tell mommy that I CAN go pee on the potty, or she might expect me to do it more often, or at least stop peeing on the kitchen floor!